HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
I'm Miranda. I am obsessed with Chaos Walking and Mumford & Sons and elephants. This blog makes no cohesive sense. And if you follow me I probably love you.
If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
If you’re “mature” enough to eat, you’re mature enough to get food poisoning. Going to the hospital isn’t an option.
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.